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Title: The meaning of the kiss
Genre: General, Romance?
Rating: PG-13
Pairings/Characters: Six, Peri, Six/Peri implied Five/Tegan
Summary: The Doctor has no idea what he just did, by kissing Peri. She explains.

Peri was prattling on about something. The Doctor didn’t know what it was but it annoyed him. He had important work to do on the TARDIS. He didn’t have time to listen to her! Now, how to get rid of her... An idea came to him. He took Peri by the shoulders and kissed her full and forcefully on the lips. After he was finished, he gently pushed her away.

She stared at him, eyes wide and mouth gaping. “Why did you do that?" she asked.

“I thought that was obvious even to your mean intelligence,” he said.

“No,” she said, ignoring the insult. “Why?”

“To show my affection, my dear girl. Also, it shut you up,” he said.

Peri snorted. “Very affectionate. Your tongue was halfway down my throat.”

“Is there something wrong with that?” he queried.

“You do know what a kiss like that means?" she said.

“Of course I do!” he exclaimed. “A kiss is a gesture of affection and sometimes attraction. Also, it serves well to shut people up.”

“Well, a kiss like the one you gave me is... like foreplay,” she said awkwardly.

“Oh,” said the Doctor.

“Do you want to sleep with me?” she asked.

He batted away the idea with his hands and said, “No! Perish the thought!”

“Then don’t kiss me like that,” she said.

“Peri," he said, “my relationship to you is that of a teacher to a pupil, or a an uncle to a niece.”

“Good,” Peri said. “Uncles kiss nieces lightly on the cheek. Try to remember that.”

“I will,” he sighed.

And she left the room. He watched her go and a few non-avuncular thoughts popped into his mind for a minute. He brushed them away. That explained the strange reactions he got to his silencing kisses: Sarah Jane’s shocked silence, Harry trying to punch him. And why Tegan slapped him and then kissed him back with equal force before throwing him to the floor and ripping his clothes off...



February 2017



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